The Year is 2025. It was only last year that Wal Mart and General Electric was bailed out by US Government. Today, Exxon Mobil, the last private firm in US is about to be bailed out.
This time around, US Government will borrow money from government of Afghanistan, the last country that willing to borrow money to US government. All other countries in the world has borrowed money to US government and all they got is some worthless recycled paper.
Today, Federal Reserve Chairman, Phillip J. Fry of the Futurama Series, announce that all US citizen will willing to work as farmer for other countries to repay their country's debt, standing at amazing 35,000 trillion.
Also, a humanity group in Mexico City willing to give free loaf of bread to American as a sign of sympathy. It is heavily criticized by other Mexican that claimed America government has discriminated them for over a century.
Inside a small hut, a regular American child ask his father a question: i read in the history book and it said US used to be the richest country. What happened?
Father: "Well, it all began at March of 2008 when the US government agreed to bail out Bear Stearns. After that, Indymac, Fannie mae, Freddie mac, AIG. After that Henry Paulson and Ben Bernanke came out with a 700 billion bail out plan......"
Child: "Daddy, why American agree to the plan?"
Father: "Well we didn't but the politician agreed so the plan was launched and here we are."
Child: " Stupid politician."
5 comments:
didn't even finish your 'neverending rant' because you can't speak good english
obviously you're an ungrateful Afghan who thinks America does not have your best interests in mind, :)
don't forget, we were the ones who ousted the Taliban so that you can have such comforts as spewing your ridiculous rhetoric on the internet
By the way, it's not 'borrow money to US gov't,' it's 'LOAN money to THE U.S. gov't,' :)
And that will NEVER happen. Your country is dirt poor, you can't even help yourselves or stop fighting among yourselves, :)
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